REAL GARDENERS. REAL DIRT. THE SH*T ONLY WE UNDERSTAND.

Keep it good dirty

Ordinary profanity is fine. Harm is not.

Nothing submitted is published automatically. Our moderation protects contributors, readers, partners, and the long-term credibility of the archive.

Usually allowed

Self-deprecating gardener humor, ordinary profanity, good-faith criticism, anonymous garden stories that do not target or identify a person.

Rejected or restricted

We remove material that makes the garden worse for someone else.

  • Slurs, hate, targeted harassment, threats, sexual content involving minors
  • Doxxing, personal contact details, credible defamation, unsafe instructions
  • Spam, undisclosed advertising, copied/scraped material, and unknown-rights media

Escalation

Legal complaints, rights claims, damage to a named private person or business, repeat abuse, and uncertain releases are escalated and retained in an admin audit trail.

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