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Editorial standards

Specific, sourced, and worth coming back to.

We publish original house work and permissioned submissions. We do not scrape social posts into the content database or use them as merchandise copy.

What earns a place

A saying should be specific, safe, recognizably gardener-made, and supported by enough context to give the joke truth.

Corrections and attribution

Administrators retain original submissions and editorial revisions. We respect attribution choices and provide a way to request corrections or removal.

AI, affiliate, and advertising

No AI-generated listicles masquerade as gardener evidence. Affiliate editorial needs original testing or community evidence and visible disclosures. This brand does not depend on display advertising.

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